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Dear Strawberry Fields…

May 28, 2008 7:14 am

…when I want tea, I want tea, damnit. I don’t need some herbal remedy for ailments including but not limited to: PMS, Prostate Health, Joint Health, Sexual Health (!), Random Pain, Dumbness, Smartness, Sleepyness, Awakenness, or anything else.

I just want some black tea that has something along the lines of a citrus fruit in it. Bigelow’s “Lemon Lift”, or almost any Earl Grey blend will do. It shouldn’t take me 10 minutes looking like a fool in the tea isle to find something I want out of all the over-the-counter medicines masquerading as tea.

Thank you.